It has never happened before, and quite honestly, in my personal opinion, it will never happen again (I hope Or Chaim proves me wrong). Mothers of Or Chaim bochrim will be attending a mishmar tonight where them and there sons will eat an upgraded dinner and afterwards, learn a shtikel torah.
As this theoretically seems like a lovely idea, its not. Men and women should not be learning together, it is as simple as that… especially when she is your mom. Mothers and sons have a special connection because they don't do things like sit down and learn a daf of Gemara. It is the mother that prepares you for a day at school, while it is the father who reviews your day at school. On top of that mothers will not appreciate the stench of an all boys school who centralize themselves with basketball as a mandatory daily activity. Mothers will not appreciate the smell one inhales when passing by the mens bathroom, which by the way is conveniently located right across from the mens change room, yippee!
So Or Chaim, The Knightly Knews is calling of you sons who are attending this event tonight and is inviting you to comment on your experiences; the good, the bad, and the especially… the ugly!
Your Editor,
Daniel Turk
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